I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.
A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun
Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want
a shot of vodka to all the 20 somethings who are coping with a lack of rent money by sitting around eating captain crunch in dinosaur PJs wishing they were actually a pre-teen again.
"i’m not ignoring you i just don’t know what to say to you" a film written, directed, produced by and starring me
flipping your pillow over to the cold side
Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.
tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands
|On the internet:||Ugh I hate people so much|
|Applying for a job:||I love working with people and I'm very sociable|